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@astreaprtcl@c-6.dev
23 following, 17 followers


is the reader vegan? boost for more data
| yes: | 7 |
| vegetarian: | 3 |
| neither: | 17 |
| its complicated: | 3 |
| work in progress?: | 7 |
Tfw you write an automation script, then optimize it, and the optimized version finishes running before the first unoptimized trial run completes
sleepy beepy fedi <3
and also, this one is fucking cute/hot,,,
Verhört: "Ich hab dich autistisch nicht verstanden"
n years of being poly and it still has no idea what a polycule is supposed to be
@xyno its the frens one made on the way or something? it has no idea it fucks around and does not find out. not very scientific but it hasnt the processing power for that either :3
@xyno everyone seems to have a different understanding of the word tbh. for this one it's mostly just a shorthand for the set of all its partners and/or good friends because what's the distinction between those anyway. and polycule is just much shorter than that sentence
@sophie it doesn't even have an idea what the cutoffs between acquaintance, friend, and good friend are aaaa
social was a mistake
@xyno neither does this one and it has decided to not care because it does different things together with every entity anyway
@xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud hence the point of remaining mysterious with the word "polycule". No one knows where the polycule starts and ends. No one knows who's in it. So, no need to figure it out u_u
/hj
@xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud there are entities in the polycule but no entity can be proven to be in the polycule. It's Godel's third incompleteness theorem.
ℵ-687729 [ncl] [it, they, she (only if used like for a ship), mirrors 3pp, 2nd person is cool too] » 🔓
@ncl@corteximplant.com
@xyno dw, nobody can agree on it and it means something different to everyone who's used the term in conversation with this one
it loves how 100% of the replies by now are that everyone has a different understanding of the word
it hates words
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⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
@sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
@xyno language was a mistake return to injecting abstract concepts directly into one another's thought streams
@xyno polycule is a concept as well defined as "soup" or "computer". a lot more people should not just go off assumptions for what it means without some explanations or qualifiers
mrreow, this one has finally gotten its website improved!!!
⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
@sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
they should invent a kind of awakeness that includes a cute entity to cuddle,,, 
⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
@sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
being a security key must be so good,, getting softly touched by ones owner all the time,,,
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[it (3pp exclusively, no "you")] » 🔓
@1@mastodon.vierkantor.com
query: that one's status?
| synchronized: | 11 |
| acknowledged: | 13 |
| yearning: | 26 |
| eeping: | 17 |
| finished: | 4 |
| :neobot_cat_ears:: | 25 |
Closed
SYN @1 synchronized. acknowledged. happy. in its lane. focused. flourishing.
23:37 [UTC+02:00] 
it is a good time for this one to start its recharge. the space, however, is severely suboptimal since it lacks a cute bot to snuggle. 
nini Fedi; recharge well! 
SYN/ACK/YRN @astreaprtcl, beep,, 
ACK/YRN @astreaprtcl, that might indeed be pleasing to this unit! this one currently suffers from highly variable spacetime coordinates. please wait until that has been resolved before attempting cuddles,,,

@astreaprtcl :3

kink because it is hot
kink to process trauma in a safe environment
linux users, what kind of phone do you use
| android stock rom: | 180 |
| android custom rom: | 150 |
| jailed iphone: | 56 |
| jailbroken iphone: | 0 |
| mobile linux (pmos, mobian, etc.): | 6 |
| dumb phone: | 7 |
| vintage smartphone (windows mobile, symbian, etc.): | 3 |
| other: | 5 |
“Woast du eigentlich wie hoch die Tierarzt Rechnung is, wenn I des friss? Also benimm dich, sonst friss I silica gel.”
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[it (3pp exclusively, no "you")] » 🔓
@1@mastodon.vierkantor.com
as the cognitohazard spreads, soon Erfurt will become Es/ihrfurt.
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[it (3pp exclusively, no "you")] » 🔓
@1@mastodon.vierkantor.com
robit with an "Eigentum des Volkes" sticker.
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⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
@xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
@1 Die Roboter sind Bestandteil des einheitlichen sozialistischen Transportsystems der Deutschen Demokratischen Republik und dienen der optimalen Erfüllung der staatlichen Planaufgaben.
Favourite type of sex?
| Boot: | 0 |
| Gun: | 2 |
| Headpat: | 4 |
| bruises: | 4 |
@embers they can all be combined into one sex though, the bestest sex
@xyno the bestest sex, or as it's called in the biz: the plot of the first warhound story.
@embers real though. if the hound isn't bruised up, crying, and muzzled laying at one's boots, was it really sex?
The square shape? It goes into the vortex! The round shape? It also goes into the vortex! And the star shape? It goes … into the vortex, of course!
“If you don’t have self restraint, other people restraining you is also fine”
⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
@sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
assigned submissive at mead seller
@sophie still so good how the mead seller managed to select the submissive one of the two collared entities
@xyno @sophie If it wasn't a lucky guess I wonder if the mead seller is perhaps involved in BDSM themself.
Like, being able to look at two people in collars and guess the submissive feels a bit like being able to pick out the goth in a room full of black-clad people, you need a bit of insider knowledge to pick up on the vibes.
@xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud @Owlor@meow.social @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud is probably the non sexist situation, because like it has seen how those two interact and it can see how that would be perceived as that one being more dominant :3 posted by maya
Smh 🙄
Makes me sick that these people continue to be platformed.
Here is our paper on the TESCREAL movement led by the likes of him: https://firstmonday.org/ojs/index.php/fm/article/view/13636
Or even the Wikipedia article (that the effective altruists won't be able to take down this time):
Most notably, these people's ideals are not only directly descended from 20th century eugenicists, but are even more radical than theirs. They don't only want to engineer "the best human" but want to create "the best" new species, and "best" being defined by them.
They don't even hide being eugenicists. Shame on MIT Tech review. I bet they would have had Nick Bostrom if we hadn't exposed him so much that even Oxford couldn't be associated with him anymore.
query: how would one [acquire, make] skin-safe stamp ink? ideally black in color, other colors are also acceptable.
@1 first thought: elderberry syrup? (No idea how well it works actually but it's apparently used as a dye and should be entirely safe).
@1 if you could find a good dyestuff, then preparing a fine suspension of the stuff in glycerol ought to be safe enough. maybe indigo, as a naturally-occurring dark blue?
watching a 4 year old great blue tf2 video and the entity that helped make the stuff work is named 0x5F3759DF which is the code for fast inverse square root anyway he called them "0x" the whole time and like bestie please use any other part of the identifier 0x does NOT narrow it down im SURROUNDED BY ROBOTS - carrie
awawa,,
ℵ-687729 [ncl] [it, they, she (only if used like for a ship), mirrors 3pp, 2nd person is cool too] » 🔓
@ncl@corteximplant.com
@xyno damn,,,, how does that one manage to be this fucking pretty?
@ncl
awawawaaa,,,, estrogen and trauma mainly
and a well balanced diet of pipeline punch and burgers
@astreaprtcl
that one can try, but this one is highly autistic so no idea if that has a desired effect
can that one step on this one with its stompy boots,,,@astreaprtcl seems like a comfy place to stand,,,
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how about pulling on this ones leash while pinning it down on the floor,,,
@xyno uwu :3,,
@xyno (some nail polish might actually fit quite well 🤔)