⌬-0x7e5ac6

@astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

awawa this is unit ⌬-0x7e5ac6, also just 0x7a5ec6, 7a5ec6 or Astreaprtcl or the shortest one: Astrea this one is a cat-girl-bot-thing and poly it is interested by most things with computers and is also studying compsci :3

this one will sometimes post harder kink, but always behind cw :3

os = "NixOS";
sexuality = "pan";
partners = [
":neobot_heart: @497a@tech.lgbt"
":neobot_heart: @burgundia@hopium.club"
":neobot_heart: @foxgirlriley@transfem.social"
":neobot_heart: @june@hopium.club"
];
DESIGNATION⌬-0x7e5ac6
DOLLCODE▖▖▘▘▌▖▌▌▘▘▖▘▌▖▌
PRONOUNSit/she/they
WEBSITEhttps://astreaprtcl.dev
SERVICEShttps://c-6.dev
GPG_FINGERPRINT96E2 6203 5F9B 15F1 7689 E9CA C1A4 16D9 DF13 737B
MONERO_ADDRESS87AyspRTwBPTojLxzZMrbWbaNWY1MRqA1KcNAgCnwF7JYzfQP5UkEFgV5NWuL4TdPia8vyZ1CuAkUVTDWVwe3C6rGXrPd7D

23 following, 17 followers

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[?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🌐
@astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

keysmashing on a social media platform and having to edit it, because this one ended up accidentally mentioning someone :neobot_melt_3:

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    [?]ε-0x2e7579 "burgundia" [she/it | ona/jej] » 🌐
    @burgundia@mastodon.hopium.club

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    [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
    @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

    @burgundia@hopium.club
    mrrp, it was more funny than sad, but it was quite unexpected :3

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      [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
      @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

      @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev
      it happened again..... twice,,, :neobot_sad:
      Emoji reactions:
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        [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🌐
        @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

        built a tiny program in c++ that can create sockets and accept connections... head is now empty :neobot_flop_w:
        will try to implement http from scratch later,,

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          [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
          @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

          turns out socket cause moremheadaches than it anticipated :neobot_sad:
          http turns out to be easier though :neobot_happy_blep:
          (well, including only basic GET/POST)

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            [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
            @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

            awawawawawa :aneobot_bongo_faster:

            a browser window with the url "http://localhost" and the content being ":3 it is working !!!"

            Alt...a browser window with the url "http://localhost" and the content being ":3 it is working !!!"

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              [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
              @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

              @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev
              awawawa, http server and client framework implemented :neobot_happy: it is working so well ^w^
              Emoji reactions:
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                [?]lunya :neocat_flag_plural::neobot_floof_devil: » 🌐
                @sleepybisexual@mk.absturztau.be

                is the reader vegan? boost for more data

                yes:7
                vegetarian:3
                neither:17
                its complicated:3
                work in progress?:7
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                [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🌐
                @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                oh, german [SENSITIVE CONTENT]"Kann ich mehr Milf haben? :neobot_pleading:"

                  ⌬-0x7e5ac6 boosted

                  [?]piegames [Fuck gendered pronouns as a concept] » 🌐
                  @piegames@flausch.social

                  Tfw you write an automation script, then optimize it, and the optimized version finishes running before the first unoptimized trial run completes

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                  [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🌐
                  @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                  mrrp, building a lexer in c++ turned out easier than expected :3 now onto a parser ^w^

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                  [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🌐
                  @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                  mrrreow,,, this one is once again not able to eep.... this time not even because of a full monn,,
                  it would really like to know the reason...

                  [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                  @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                  sleepy beepy fedi <3

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                  [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                  @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                  selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                  and also, this one is fucking cute/hot,,,

                  a mirror selfie of this one wearing a black dress and leggings with cats on them

                  Alt...a mirror selfie of this one wearing a black dress and leggings with cats on them

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                  [?]sivizius » 🔓
                  @_sivizius@chaos.social

                  selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                  @xyno can confirm

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                    [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                    @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                    re: selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@xyno@catgirl.cloud
                    whoah, it really is,.,

                      [?]⬡-440212 [nora] [it/its (3pp only)] » 🔓
                      @katze@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                      selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                      @xyno woooooah that one def is fucking cute/hot,,,

                        ⌬-0x7e5ac6 boosted

                        [?]piegames [Fuck gendered pronouns as a concept] » 🌐
                        @piegames@flausch.social

                        Verhört: "Ich hab dich autistisch nicht verstanden"

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                        [?]Zora » 🔓
                        @zombie@toot.queer-lexikon.net

                        @piegames war das ein verhörer? Ich dachte das war die intendierte Aussage ^^

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                          [?]outoftouch » 🔓
                          @outoftouch@bots.focks.garden

                          it's out of touch thursday!

                          Alt...the intro to the Lucky Star anime with the song 'Out of Touch' by Hall and Oates overlaid on top

                          [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                          @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                          n years of being poly and it still has no idea what a polycule is supposed to be

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                          [?]⬡-440212 [nora] [it/its (3pp only)] » 🔓
                          @katze@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                          @xyno its the frens one made on the way or something? it has no idea it fucks around and does not find out. not very scientific but it hasnt the processing power for that either :3

                            [?]⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
                            @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                            @xyno everyone seems to have a different understanding of the word tbh. for this one it's mostly just a shorthand for the set of all its partners and/or good friends because what's the distinction between those anyway. and polycule is just much shorter than that sentence

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                              [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                              @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                              @sophie it doesn't even have an idea what the cutoffs between acquaintance, friend, and good friend are aaaa

                              social was a mistake

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                                [?]⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
                                @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                @xyno neither does this one and it has decided to not care because it does different things together with every entity anyway

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                                  [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                  @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                  @sophie hmm fair, having such things would make allowing oneself to form expectations easier though

                                    [?]Eve 🔜 GPN [she/her, they/them] » 🔓
                                    @evening@alico.nexus

                                    @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud hence the point of remaining mysterious with the word "polycule". No one knows where the polycule starts and ends. No one knows who's in it. So, no need to figure it out u_u
                                    /hj

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                                      [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                      @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                      @evening @sophie so to be safe assume no one is in one's polycule, not even one self

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                                        [?]Eve 🔜 GPN [she/her, they/them] » 🔓
                                        @evening@alico.nexus

                                        @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud there are entities in the polycule but no entity can be proven to be in the polycule. It's Godel's third incompleteness theorem.

                                          [?]⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
                                          @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                          @xyno @evening what even is this "self" thing

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                                            [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                            @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                            @sophie @evening not relevant as it's not included

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                                              [?]⬡-440212 [nora] [it/its (3pp only)] » 🔓
                                              @katze@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                              @xyno @sophie @evening so basically a polycule exists but nothing is inside? damn so a polycule is a kind of doll? empty inside and needs a purpose?

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                                                [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                @katze @sophie @evening it is confusing implication and equivalence again

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                                                  [?]⬡-440212 [nora] [it/its (3pp only)] » 🔓
                                                  @katze@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                  @xyno @sophie @evening a polyule is just {} or something aaaaaa

                                                    [?]ℵ-687729 [ncl] [it, they, she (only if used like for a ship), mirrors 3pp, 2nd person is cool too] » 🔓
                                                    @ncl@corteximplant.com

                                                    @xyno dw, nobody can agree on it and it means something different to everyone who's used the term in conversation with this one

                                                      [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                      @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                      it loves how 100% of the replies by now are that everyone has a different understanding of the word

                                                      it hates words

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                                                      [?]⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
                                                      @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                      @xyno language was a mistake return to injecting abstract concepts directly into one another's thought streams

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                                                        [?]⬡-440212 [nora] [it/its (3pp only)] » 🔓
                                                        @katze@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                        @sophie @xyno get pipebombed with just multiple unhinged thought streams :3

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                                                          [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                          @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                          @xyno@catgirl.cloud
                                                          the good thing about language is, that one can just create new words :3 who is going to stop it?
                                                          if the recipient of the message knows the word, they will make sense :3

                                                            [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                            @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                            should just replace language with Siemens DokumentationsDeutsch

                                                            [?]ghosts in the silicon ▒ [it, they (plural)] » 🔓
                                                            @0@corteximplant.com

                                                            @xyno polycule is a concept as well defined as "soup" or "computer". a lot more people should not just go off assumptions for what it means without some explanations or qualifiers

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                                                              [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🌐
                                                              @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                              :neobot_evil_3c: mrreow, this one has finally gotten its website improved!!!
                                                              it is now moved from jekyll to 11ty using nix to build it and there is now also complete ci/cd setup >:3 this one can now push changes and the website will be updated and deployed on the floppy drives in less than an hour :aneobot_bongo_fast:

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                                                                [?]Riley » 🌐
                                                                @foxgirlriley@transfem.social

                                                                @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev :0 woag that's so cool! You're such a smart bot ​:neobot_pat:​​:neobot_pat:​​:neobot_pat:​​:neobot_pat:​​:neobot_pat:

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                                                                  [?]⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
                                                                  @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                  they should invent a kind of awakeness that includes a cute entity to cuddle,,, :neobot_cat_ears_pleading:

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                                                                    [?]⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
                                                                    @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                    being a security key must be so good,, getting softly touched by ones owner all the time,,,

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                                                                    [?]:anne_triangle: Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' :neobot_floof: [it (3pp exclusively, no "you")] » 🔓
                                                                    @1@mastodon.vierkantor.com

                                                                    query: that one's status?

                                                                    synchronized:11
                                                                    acknowledged:13
                                                                    yearning:26
                                                                    eeping:17
                                                                    finished:4
                                                                    :neobot_cat_ears::25

                                                                    Closed

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                                                                      [?][17921] /bin/cat(girl) :bot: [[it, she]] » 🔓
                                                                      @catgirl_so@tech.lgbt

                                                                      silly [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                      SYN @1 synchronized. acknowledged. happy. in its lane. focused. flourishing.

                                                                        [?]:anne_triangle: Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' :neobot_floof: [it (3pp exclusively, no "you")] » 🔓
                                                                        @1@mastodon.vierkantor.com

                                                                        23:37 [UTC+02:00] :beep:

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                                                                          [?]:anne_triangle: Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' :neobot_floof: [it (3pp exclusively, no "you")] » 🔓
                                                                          @1@mastodon.vierkantor.com

                                                                          it is a good time for this one to start its recharge. the space, however, is severely suboptimal since it lacks a cute bot to snuggle. :neobot_pleading_reach:

                                                                          nini Fedi; recharge well! :neobot_cat_ears_heart_cybre:

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                                                                            [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                            @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

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                                                                            [?]:anne_triangle: Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' :neobot_floof: [it (3pp exclusively, no "you")] » 🔓
                                                                            @1@mastodon.vierkantor.com

                                                                            SYN/ACK/YRN @astreaprtcl, beep,, :neobot_pleading_reach:

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                                                                              [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                              @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                              @1@mastodon.vierkantor.com
                                                                              ACK/YRN :neobot_cat_ears: mrreow, it wants to cuddle that one,,,

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                                                                                [?]:anne_triangle: Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' :neobot_floof: [it (3pp exclusively, no "you")] » 🔓
                                                                                @1@mastodon.vierkantor.com

                                                                                ACK/YRN @astreaprtcl, that might indeed be pleasing to this unit! this one currently suffers from highly variable spacetime coordinates. please wait until that has been resolved before attempting cuddles,,,

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                                                                                  [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                  @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                  @1@mastodon.vierkantor.com
                                                                                  ACK/YRN awawawa, this one will also change its base of operations soon, but would like to coordinate some cuddles once it has,,,

                                                                                    [?]Spring Jo 🥚 :v_enby: 🍀 » 🌐
                                                                                    @ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt

                                                                                    :neocat_catmode: :neocat_nom_cat:

                                                                                    A picture of a cat biting someone in the arm (lovingly), with the caption "send this to someone you would absolutely bite if you were a cat"

                                                                                    Alt...A picture of a cat biting someone in the arm (lovingly), with the caption "send this to someone you would absolutely bite if you were a cat"

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                                                                                      [?]⬡-0xd67b0f :v_enby: [it/its] » 🌐
                                                                                      @497a@tech.lgbt

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                                                                                      [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                      @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                      @497a@tech.lgbt
                                                                                      it was just going to say, that one already bites me,, but then realised that one is literally kibby :neobot_cat_ears:

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                                                                                        [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                        @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                        meds, ph-, ??? [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                        Der Ibuprophet hat gesprochen

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                                                                                        [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                        @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                        kink, trauma [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@xyno@catgirl.cloud
                                                                                        :neobot_drake_dislike: kink because it is hot
                                                                                        :neobot_drake_like: kink to process trauma in a safe environment

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                                                                                          [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                          @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                          kink, trauma [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@xyno@catgirl.cloud
                                                                                          joke aside, this one would really like to know with a lot of its kinks whether they come from trauma, but how does one know whether it has trauma if the memory is no worky :neobot_sad:

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                                                                                            Riley boosted

                                                                                            [?]luna zune :3 :spinny_fox_bi: :spinny_fox_trans: » 🌐
                                                                                            @x86Overflow@wetdry.world

                                                                                            linux users, what kind of phone do you use

                                                                                            android stock rom:180
                                                                                            android custom rom:150
                                                                                            jailed iphone:56
                                                                                            jailbroken iphone:0
                                                                                            mobile linux (pmos, mobian, etc.):6
                                                                                            dumb phone:7
                                                                                            vintage smartphone (windows mobile, symbian, etc.):3
                                                                                            other:5
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                                                                                            [?]pheeef 💜 [any / prefer she/her on fedi] » 🌐
                                                                                            @pheeef@chaos.social

                                                                                            #OH, silica gel consumption [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                            “Woast du eigentlich wie hoch die Tierarzt Rechnung is, wenn I des friss? Also benimm dich, sonst friss I silica gel.”

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                                                                                              [?]:anne_triangle: Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' :neobot_floof: [it (3pp exclusively, no "you")] » 🔓
                                                                                              @1@mastodon.vierkantor.com

                                                                                              as the cognitohazard spreads, soon Erfurt will become Es/ihrfurt.

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                                                                                              [?]:anne_triangle: Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' :neobot_floof: [it (3pp exclusively, no "you")] » 🔓
                                                                                              @1@mastodon.vierkantor.com

                                                                                              kink (public/free use). [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                              robit with an "Eigentum des Volkes" sticker.

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                                                                                              [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                              @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                              re: kink (public/free use). [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                              @1 Die Roboter sind Bestandteil des einheitlichen sozialistischen Transportsystems der Deutschen Demokratischen Republik und dienen der optimalen Erfüllung der staatlichen Planaufgaben.

                                                                                                [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                                @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                good meowning fedi

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                                                                                                [?]embers [EN: it/she DE: es/ihr/sie] » 🌐
                                                                                                @embers@chaos.social

                                                                                                kink, sex, violence, poll [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                Favourite type of sex?

                                                                                                Boot:0
                                                                                                Gun:2
                                                                                                Headpat:4
                                                                                                bruises:4
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                                                                                                [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                                @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                re: kink, sex, violence, poll [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                @embers they can all be combined into one sex though, the bestest sex

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                                                                                                  [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                                  @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                  re: kink, sex, violence, poll [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                  @embers and crying is missing from the list

                                                                                                    [?]embers [EN: it/she DE: es/ihr/sie] » 🔓
                                                                                                    @embers@chaos.social

                                                                                                    re: kink, sex, violence, poll [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                    @xyno the bestest sex, or as it's called in the biz: the plot of the first warhound story.

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                                                                                                      [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                                      @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                      re: kink, sex, violence, poll [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                      @embers real though. if the hound isn't bruised up, crying, and muzzled laying at one's boots, was it really sex?

                                                                                                        [?]:anne_triangle: Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' :neobot_floof: [it (3pp exclusively, no "you")] » 🔓
                                                                                                        @1@mastodon.vierkantor.com

                                                                                                        beep!

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                                                                                                        Riley boosted

                                                                                                        [?]piegames [Fuck gendered pronouns as a concept] » 🌐
                                                                                                        @piegames@flausch.social

                                                                                                        The square shape? It goes into the vortex! The round shape? It also goes into the vortex! And the star shape? It goes … into the vortex, of course!

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                                                                                                          [?]Mirai no Mira [she/her/it?] » 🌐
                                                                                                          @argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems

                                                                                                          You're not supposed to use the 2-in-1 shampoo because it violates the Unix philosophy

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                                                                                                          [?]horbity sink » 🌐
                                                                                                          @ijomeli@void.rehab

                                                                                                          edited version of xkcd 303, "compiling". 2 people stand on office chairs having a sword fight. someone inside the office shouts "hey! get back to work!". one of the sword fighters replies "germanys down". the person inside the office replies "oh. carry on"

                                                                                                          Alt...edited version of xkcd 303, "compiling". 2 people stand on office chairs having a sword fight. someone inside the office shouts "hey! get back to work!". one of the sword fighters replies "germanys down". the person inside the office replies "oh. carry on"

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                                                                                                          [?]reia~! » 🌐
                                                                                                          @reia@linfan.moe

                                                                                                          they turned off germany

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                                                                                                          [?]⬡-0xd67b0f :v_enby: [it/its] » 🌐
                                                                                                          @497a@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                          denic got their lobotomy, so proud of her

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                                                                                                          [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                                          @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                                          @497a@tech.lgbt
                                                                                                          can this one get one too,,, please... :neobot_bottom:

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                                                                                                            [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🌐
                                                                                                            @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                                            awa is there a different word for a menorah with 5 arms instead of the usual 7 or 9?
                                                                                                            and where can one find one that is affordable in germany?

                                                                                                              [?]⬡-0xd67b0f :v_enby: [it/its] » 🌐
                                                                                                              @497a@tech.lgbt

                                                                                                              Cyclohexane ⬡

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                                                                                                              [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                                              @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                                              @497a@tech.lgbt
                                                                                                              Benzene (Cyclohexatriene) ⌬ :3

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                                                                                                                [?]the phos [any/all] » 🌐
                                                                                                                @phos@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net

                                                                                                                OH, bondage [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                “If you don’t have self restraint, other people restraining you is also fine”

                                                                                                                [?]⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
                                                                                                                @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                                alc [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                assigned submissive at mead seller

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                                                                                                                [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                                                @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                                alc [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                @sophie still so good how the mead seller managed to select the submissive one of the two collared entities

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                                                                                                                  [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                                                  @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                                                  alc [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@xyno@catgirl.cloud
                                                                                                                  @sophie@catgirl.cloud
                                                                                                                  this one always gets assigned submissive by the waiter at a restaurant
                                                                                                                  not one time did they assume this one would pay

                                                                                                                    [?]Owlor 🦋 [they/them, it/its] » 🔓
                                                                                                                    @Owlor@meow.social

                                                                                                                    re: alc [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                    @xyno @sophie If it wasn't a lucky guess I wonder if the mead seller is perhaps involved in BDSM themself.

                                                                                                                    Like, being able to look at two people in collars and guess the submissive feels a bit like being able to pick out the goth in a room full of black-clad people, you need a bit of insider knowledge to pick up on the vibes.

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                                                                                                                      [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                                                      @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                                      re: alc [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                      @Owlor @sophie yeah probably
                                                                                                                      it was also at a medieval market where half the beings are probably kinky

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                                                                                                                        [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                                                        @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                                        re: alc [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                        @Owlor
                                                                                                                        the more sad reason would be that this one looks more masc than @sophie and it just was sexism but welp

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                                                                                                                          [?]551724 :v_tb: :v_saph: (maya) [it/its (fallback: she/her)] » 🔓
                                                                                                                          @maya@catgirl.global

                                                                                                                          re: alc [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                          @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud @Owlor@meow.social @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud is probably the non sexist situation, because like it has seen how those two interact and it can see how that would be perceived as that one being more dominant :3

                                                                                                                          posted by maya

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                                                                                                                            [?]Owlor 🦋 [they/them, it/its] » 🔓
                                                                                                                            @Owlor@meow.social

                                                                                                                            re: alc [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                            @maya @sophie @xyno It taking place at a medieval market is definitely a point in favor for the "familiar with kink dynamics" possibility, the overlap between kinksters and historical reenactors are pretty significant

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                                                                                                                              [?]Timnit Gebru (she/her). » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @timnitGebru@dair-community.social

                                                                                                                              Smh 🙄

                                                                                                                              Makes me sick that these people continue to be platformed.

                                                                                                                              Here is our paper on the TESCREAL movement led by the likes of him: firstmonday.org/ojs/index.php/

                                                                                                                              Or even the Wikipedia article (that the effective altruists won't be able to take down this time):

                                                                                                                              en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TESCREAL

                                                                                                                              EmTech September 30 --October 1, 2024. 

Speaker announcement Ray Kurzweil

Principal REsearcher and AI Visionary -- Google

Twenty-five years ago, Ray Kurzweil predicted computers would reach human-level intelligence by 2029. At the time, general consensus was closer to 100 years. Today, his prediction appears astonishingly accurate.

Kurzweil will be taking the stage at EmTech MIT this year to share his latest predictions on artificial general intelligence, singularity, and the infinite possibilities of an AI-integrated world.

                                                                                                                              Alt...EmTech September 30 --October 1, 2024. Speaker announcement Ray Kurzweil Principal REsearcher and AI Visionary -- Google Twenty-five years ago, Ray Kurzweil predicted computers would reach human-level intelligence by 2029. At the time, general consensus was closer to 100 years. Today, his prediction appears astonishingly accurate. Kurzweil will be taking the stage at EmTech MIT this year to share his latest predictions on artificial general intelligence, singularity, and the infinite possibilities of an AI-integrated world.

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                                                                                                                              [?]Timnit Gebru (she/her). » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @timnitGebru@dair-community.social

                                                                                                                              Most notably, these people's ideals are not only directly descended from 20th century eugenicists, but are even more radical than theirs. They don't only want to engineer "the best human" but want to create "the best" new species, and "best" being defined by them.

                                                                                                                              They don't even hide being eugenicists. Shame on MIT Tech review. I bet they would have had Nick Bostrom if we hadn't exposed him so much that even Oxford couldn't be associated with him anymore.

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                                                                                                                              [?]Tathar makes stuff » 🌐
                                                                                                                              @Tathar@furry.engineer

                                                                                                                              @timnitGebru obligatory ada powers

                                                                                                                              Ada Powers (parody) @unknownmetric on Twitter.
Trans transhumanists: omg what if hot-swappable body parts? Real functioning tails and cat ears? Permanently purple hair? 
Cis transhumanists: with this nootropic stack and optimized nutrient slurry my tragic meat machine is 8% more efficient at converting calories into javascript.

                                                                                                                              Alt...Ada Powers (parody) @unknownmetric on Twitter. Trans transhumanists: omg what if hot-swappable body parts? Real functioning tails and cat ears? Permanently purple hair? Cis transhumanists: with this nootropic stack and optimized nutrient slurry my tragic meat machine is 8% more efficient at converting calories into javascript.

                                                                                                                                [?]:anne_triangle: Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' :neobot_floof: [it (3pp exclusively, no "you")] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                @1@mastodon.vierkantor.com

                                                                                                                                query: how would one [acquire, make] skin-safe stamp ink? ideally black in color, other colors are also acceptable.

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                                                                                                                                [?]Maaike 🔜 GPN ☎️ AYKE/2953 [she/her 🏳️‍⚧️] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                @ayke@blahaj.social

                                                                                                                                @1 first thought: elderberry syrup? (No idea how well it works actually but it's apparently used as a dye and should be entirely safe).

                                                                                                                                  [?]Mx. Chara Aznable (they/them) of Pnictogen » 🔓
                                                                                                                                  @mxchara@seattle.pink

                                                                                                                                  @1 if you could find a good dyestuff, then preparing a fine suspension of the stuff in glycerol ought to be safe enough. maybe indigo, as a naturally-occurring dark blue?

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                                                                                                                                    [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                    @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                                                                    @1@mastodon.vierkantor.com
                                                                                                                                    this one has some skin safe crayon like markers
                                                                                                                                    it would imagine one could put them in some solution like isopropanol and use that as stamp ink

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                                                                                                                                      [?]Aprettyture! [0172] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                      @aperture@snug.moe

                                                                                                                                      watching a 4 year old great blue tf2 video and the entity that helped make the stuff work is named 0x5F3759DF which is the code for fast inverse square root

                                                                                                                                      anyway he called them "0x" the whole time and like bestie please use any other part of the identifier 0x does NOT narrow it down im SURROUNDED BY ROBOTS

                                                                                                                                      - carrie

                                                                                                                                      [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                      @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                                                      selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                      awawa,,

                                                                                                                                      mirror selfie of a femby with black snake fishnets, big stompy black boots, a black shirt and glasses

                                                                                                                                      Alt...mirror selfie of a femby with black snake fishnets, big stompy black boots, a black shirt and glasses

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                                                                                                                                      [?]ℵ-687729 [ncl] [it, they, she (only if used like for a ship), mirrors 3pp, 2nd person is cool too] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                      @ncl@corteximplant.com

                                                                                                                                      re: selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                      @xyno damn,,,, how does that one manage to be this fucking pretty?

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                                                                                                                                        [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                        @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                                                        re: selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                        @ncl
                                                                                                                                        awawawaaa,,,, estrogen and trauma mainly

                                                                                                                                        and a well balanced diet of pipeline punch and burgers

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                                                                                                                                          [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                          @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                                                                          selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@xyno@catgirl.cloud
                                                                                                                                          beep 👉👈 :neobot_pleading:

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                                                                                                                                            [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                            @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                                                                            selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@xyno@catgirl.cloud
                                                                                                                                            mrreow,,, is flirting allowed?

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                                                                                                                                              [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                              @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                                                              selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                              @astreaprtcl
                                                                                                                                              that one can try, but this one is highly autistic so no idea if that has a desired effect

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                                                                                                                                                [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                                                                                selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@xyno@catgirl.cloud
                                                                                                                                                awa, this one too,,, it tries to flirt as gay forward as it can :3

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                                                                                                                                                  [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                  @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                                                                                  flirting [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@xyno@catgirl.cloud
                                                                                                                                                  :neobot_bottom: can that one step on this one with its stompy boots,,,

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                                                                                                                                                    [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                    @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                                                                    flirting [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                    @astreaprtcl seems like a comfy place to stand,,,

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                                                                                                                                                      [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                      @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                                                                                      flirting [SENSITIVE CONTENT]@xyno@catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                                                                      7 7

                                                                                                                                                      +49@4+6@

                                                                                                                                                      how about pulling on this ones leash while pinning it down on the floor,,,

                                                                                                                                                        [?]sivizius » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                        @_sivizius@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                        selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                        @xyno uwu :3,,

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                                                                                                                                                          [?]sivizius » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                          @_sivizius@chaos.social

                                                                                                                                                          selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                          @xyno (some nail polish might actually fit quite well 🤔)

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                                                                                                                                                            [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                            @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                                                                            selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                            @_sivizius
                                                                                                                                                            nya it would, sadly didn't have time for that though

                                                                                                                                                              [?]⊕-2922 [Rox] [it/its, she/her] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                              @rox@catcatnya.com

                                                                                                                                                              selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                              SYN @xyno ooh cute demon selfie

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                                                                                                                                                                [?]⛧-66642 [Lucy] [EN: it/its DE: es/ihr, 3pp] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                @xyno@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                                                                                selfie, ec [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                                                                                                                                SYN/ACK @rox awawawawawawa

                                                                                                                                                                  [?]⛧-440729 [sophie raven] [it/its;l=en, es/ihr;l=de (3pp only)] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                  @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud

                                                                                                                                                                  pkaig!!

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                                                                                                                                                                  [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                  @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                                                                                                  @sophie@catgirl.cloud
                                                                                                                                                                  pakig, pakig, pakig, pakig :aneobot_bongo_faster:

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                                                                                                                                                                    [?]⌬-0x7e5ac6 [it/she/they] » 🔓
                                                                                                                                                                    @astreaprtcl@c-6.dev

                                                                                                                                                                    @sophie@catgirl.cloud
                                                                                                                                                                    also, this one couldn't stop itself :3

                                                                                                                                                                    a meme of a person pointing at capatin jean luc picard and yelling "pkaig!!"

                                                                                                                                                                    Alt...a meme of a person pointing at capatin jean luc picard and yelling "pkaig!!"

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