there's a 1/100 chance on the polyproto website that it says "federation, for lesbians" instead of "federation, for everyone"

Do you smoke (cigarettes, pipes, vapes, weed, whatever)?

Apparently around 13% of UK adults smoke. I'm curious if Mastodon is around that level too.

(Please boost and all that. Not that it makes a difference; once around 50 people have voted the percentage doesn't change much. Don't believe me? Boost it and see)

I wonder if people who much prefer carbonated water over still water have ever had actually good tasting still water e.g. straight from a natural spring? Because a lot of bottled and tap water tastes ASS.

IMO there's nothing more refreshing than good still water, and carbonation kinda ruins it for me. And there is (rarely) bottled water that tastes great (Bad Liebenwerda meine Perle), and tap water depends on the region, piping and a lot of stuff.

But yeah, I'd be genuinely curious.

probably because we can't have nice things ._.

Sorry kitten, mommy cannot ramble about X.509 for 10 minutes; the heralds will cartoonishly drag me off stage with a cane if I violate the time budget this much

What's better?

lisdex dissolved in coffee?

can the mrmcup go in the mrmcdishwasher?

isn't it the worst to grab a goop container and get goop on your hand because there was goop on the container. why would someone put goop there. that's not where goop goes. the goop goes INSIDE the goop container not on the OUTSIDE that's the whole point

Anyone with k3s / kubernetes experience is asked to please help a fellow sysadmin out

STI testing labs should give out those round date-marked safety inspection stickers you find in elevators etc. to stick next to your junk.

6 out of 7 #polycule members recommend using #NixOS

the playtest for "probably stolen", a neat cyberpunk shop simulator, really is bringing out the capitalist in me

I just arrived at "damn, I need to get into weapons trafficking", after already having cosplayed nestle by massively profiteering off of a water shortage

​​ I should make a programming language... that would be a silly sidequest I think...

Are you capable of lesbianis under extreme circumstances

duck duck fedi: what editor/ide do i want to use?

i'm currenlty using helix, but am slightly unhappy some (lack of) integfrations.
i was using micro but that one lacks even more features.
i've herad good things about neovim, but also bad things about the project

i did use jetbrains for some time, but they don't work well with direnv/nixos
and gram even less so.
and vscode/-ium can go to hell

i'd prefer terminal based, but am okay with taking a look at others as well